Patrick Patois

If it exists, the patois-speaking Patois will probably sell it to you for a “good price.” If he doesn’t have it, he can find it. And sell it to you for a good price.

When you lack credits, you may inquire (if you are a droid, and can therefore have your memory wiped) about serving in the Party Room, a fine establishment for upscale gentlemen who wish to have some fun.

His wife died in a tragic swimming accident while under the supervision of one Granviik the Jedi who owed Mrs. Patois a lifedebt. Rumour has it that perhaps she did not actually die in the accident.

Patrick Patois

Star Wars: JOMS jeka