Poetry Contest

The Poetry contest was the result of one Wookiee’s quest to get into the furs of his beautiful mate, Mythra, for Life Day.

The Results of the Poetry Contest were as follows:

Charisma    |   Galactic Lore   |   Translation  |  Subjective Judgment

Hanjevuuk | 3/10 | 0/10 | 5/10 | 7/10
PROTO | 0/10 | 7/10 | 5/10 | 7/10
DC-WK | 4/10 | 10/10 | 9/10 | 9/10
Jeff Zoidberg | 3/10 | 10/10 | 6/10 | 9/10
Pwoe Koop | 10/10 | 10/10 | 0/10 | 8/10

The winner was DC-WK! Just goes to show that you don’t need meatbag emotions to write beautiful poetry.

- Jeff Zoidberg’s Poem
- Hanjevuuk’s Poem
- PROTO’s Poem

Unfortunately, DC-WK’s and Pwoe Koop’s poems were lost to the ages…

Poetry Contest

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